(Originally published on Letterboxd) - Jean-Claude Van Damme has ascended to near Chuck Norris-ian heights lately. Fortunately for us, unlike Chuck, JCVD seems more than happy to indulge us our joy by embracing the things we like most about him: His accent, his self-importance, and the fact that he can do the splits... no problem. In Welcome to the Jungle, he plays Storm Rothchild, a team building expert that specializes in teaching adults how to work together, unleash their inner an-e-maul, and not to be taken advantage of in Big Momma Nature's house. Of course it isn't long before this White Water Summer excursion descends into Lord of the Flies territory, and oh how the hilarity ensues... ?
